Yesterday my parents and I ventured over to Van (my brother) and B-renda's (the bearded dwarf-in-law) apartment to celebrate Brandon's (my nephew) birthday. Being the true blue auntie that I am, I decided that I really needed to get him something annoying and possibly harmful (to those around him).

When I stumbled across the water gun section I was baffled at how evil the Super Soaker brand has gotten with them. They even have guns that have a cartridge you put in the freezer so that the water coming out of the gun is freezing. I, however, didn't think those wussy types were evil enough for my 10 yr old nephew. At his age you have to do a mental checklist before you buy the toy.